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Hi, I'm Mr. President and this is my pet human, Fido. He's usually quite nice to me, except when he is lifting me up on my tail or when I have to Meeow for ages just to get some of that lousy canned food again.

I am actually considering to get me a new human...

I thought I was gonna tell you that I'm castrated. It's a pain in the ass, believe me. Cuz I really think I could still please a lot of pussies, excuse my language. But anyway, there's more than just sex. I am really into eating a lot. It's fun and I can never get enough.

 

If there wasn't those humans in my house! They hide my food in a cold box or something. Just the nice stuff they eat. It smells so good.

So in this picture you see me sitting in front of that cold thing where the nice food is. I spend a lot of time sitting there, because it really pays off when you get something out of the cold thing. I usually wait for Fido or Ben to take something out of there. If I Meeow long enough, I'll get some milk or maybe even some cheese or meat. So this is my favourite place.And besides, I have never seen any of those humans eat my canned food. So it must be really bad stuff. And that's why I like the food out of the cold thing better.

 

Well well, there's more than just eating. I really like to fight against the other cat, Barbarossa. He's a pain in the ass, believe me. I like it best to attack him, when he's sleeping somewhere.

I don't respect him, because he's already 14 years old. it's time I'm becoming the boss here in the house. After all, I'm already 7 years old as well, so it's about time to throw the old one out! You're just about to see some pictures of him, but even though we look a lot alike, he's totally different! I have a good visible tiger patterned coat, the old one doesn't.

Hi,

I'm Barabrossa. And actually I'm the boss of this place here. Let me tell you, I'm already 14 years old and have gone through a lot, beleive me. I grew up with Fido and Ben. And let me tell you that I wasn't always that nice to be around the adolescent Bosshardt boys. I mean I got used to being their toy and all, but when Fido got that greedy thing some years ago, I had to consult a pet phychiatrist, because it depressed me all of a sudden not be bothered by the Bosshardts anymore! They quit lifting me up on my tail or carrying me around like a baby, which I didn't like that much though, but now that the other one got all the attention, I went into a deep depression.

So we fight quite a lot. I like it best to attack him, when he's sleeping somewhere. When we get food, he's so greedy I can't help it, I'm always second choice. That's why I hate that greedy bastard. When I still held Alain (see WG member of the Month) I had at least someone who accepted me as I was. Because of my mental condition I was advised by my therapist to scream out my pain, which I do on a regular basis. It usually ends with a high flight out of the house. But my humans became nicer to me again, because they respect my age. I guess I should just bother them not too much.

So here you see one of those rare moments, when Fido is carrying me around. Like my more known ancestor, King Friedrich (Barbarossa), I'm not worthy to walk on my own. That's why I got me Fido and Ben in the first place.

After all I must say, that I like it here and all. And Mr. President can also be nice sometimes, but not often.

About the food though, he's absolutely right. So, whenever he's not sitting in front of the cold thing, I am. After all, I'm still the boss of this house.

(created by Fido Jan 30, 2000)

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